Thursday, 29 October 2009

Dear Lady GaGa

Your outfits have become a little drab of late, haven't they, not attention grabbing at all. Perhaps these accessories could add the outrageous and shocking je ne sais quoi you require:

1. The CERN Large Hadron Collider (LHC) around the waist with two Higg's bonsons as earrings.
2. The recently discovered pliosaur sea monster skull fossil as a fetching hat.
3. The skin of Michael Jackson.

P.S. your secret's safe with me.

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